Toilet Boilet Boil It
Tonight I was asking Sylvia what rhymes with chair? What rhymes with pot? Etc. She certainly knows how to rhyme, except for when I say, what rhymes with bean and for some reason, she is just too tempted to say, "WEINER!" She then asked me, "What rhymes with toilet?" I told her that I couldn't think of any real words that rhyme with toilet, just made up words like boilet, kroilet, moilet. She then said, "Mom, boilet's a real word!" I said, "Oh really? What does it mean?" She explained, "Like you BOIL IT in a pot!"