Good News Bad News ACEOs

The good news was, he wasn't deaf after all.

Huh?

The bad news was, the first one was a lucky shot.

Arrow

The good news was, it didn't hurt as much anymore.

Hole

The bad news was, he couldn't even fly.  The other bad news was, they were lopsided.

Wings

The good news was, she was an optimist.

Girl

These ACEOs are available in my eBay shop.